Thought Crimes

The Lyrical Terrorist should have been convicted for writing shitty poetry, rather than the contents of said poetry. Personally, I prefer her writing her twisted Jihad to the risk of me being blown up.

The Lyrical Terrorist is the second person to escape the gas chambers. Somebody send her a guide about how to write good poetry.

Time to bomb America?

Somebody really needs to do something about those damn Americans. They think that they own the world. Now they claim that they can kidnap anybody of any nationality anywhere in the world. Fuck that. I say everybody else in the world kidnaps their very own American citizen, then the rest of us can have a slave, if a slightly insane one.

Virgin Media...

Are a bunch of fucking cunts. They have overcharged me, even though I phoned them several times to complain about my bill and they promised that I would not be overcharged. Now they are refusing to pay the money back into my bank account (I need that £50 in order to eat something other than tinned tomatoes). Instead they are offering to take the money off next months bill, well next month I'll have money to pay the bill and eat, but not this month. If BT weren't so expensive I'd switch (oh wait, I was going to go with BT in the first place, they said that they would send a technician out to install a phone line and they never did). Gas chambers for the entire Virgin company (I might consider voluntary extinction for the airline, no, actually they can go to the gas chambers too - Iceland air is better) and gas chambers for BT.

Now it gets personal.

All I wanted for lunch was a tin of tomatoes with some toast. Is that so much to ask for? Well, I guess that ASDA think so. On trying to open a tin of Smart Price Chopped Tomatoes (which ASDA doesn't sell on their website), I discovered that for the third day running, the fucking tin would just not open. It is not a problem with my tin opener, because each day I used a different one. It is a problem with the tins themselves. This is not the first problem I have had with Walmart, or their shitty products and it probably won't be the last. I would shop somewhere else but as Walmart and Tesco seem intent on trying to take over the world I'm stuck with shopping at one of the two because there is nowhere else. Gas chambers for Walmart and Tesco.

Can't blame the girl...

A mother has been sent to prison for not getting her daughter to school. But can you really blame the daughter for not wanting to go? She could learn so much more by not going to school. Like instead of learning plagiarism at school, at home she could learn how to think for herself.

As for the mother, don't you think that maybe locking up a rapist would be better?

I'm not shocked...

Some discs with the personal details of families receiving child benefit have gone missing. And the government still wants ID cards. They can't be trusted with any information. Time for the gas chambers.

ID cards are the first step to micro-chipping. The state already has too much control over our lives. 300 times a day we are captured on CCTV. The state is not Mother and the state is not Father.

Those evil skateboards, children might fall.

US federal regulators are warning parents against toys yet again. Of course the more serious issue of lead paint and choking hazards came up, but there are toys out there that might cause children to hurt themselves.

Skateboards and inline skates (they forgot roller skates, I guess that bikes and ponies may come under "riding toys") may, surprise, surprise, cause your child to fall, which could be dangerous. If your child really wants that skateboard, maybe you could wrap him or her in bubble wrap before you let him or her use it.

Darts and sling slots could cause an eye injury. Well, here's some advice, don't aim for the eyes, unless it is your intention to cause eye injury.

Obviously small children put things in their mouths. Maybe parents should examine the toy themselves and then actually have to think for themselves in deciding whether or not that particular toy is safe for their child.

If you are that worried about lead paint, then don't buy products that were made in China. Kids already have way too many toys that they don't play with and that cost half a month's wages for that one toy. So please, don't buy your kids any more overpriced but cheaply made toys. Perhaps you should buy them a toy that they'd appreciate instead of what the industry is telling you to buy. Ignore this year's must-haves because they are probably a load of shite that will either be broken or neglected in the toy box by New Year's Day.

The PC Santa

Those Australians, training Santa to say 'ha, ha, ha'.

This is a hard one...

A man was arrested for possession of a toad, but I can't decide if the toad-licker or arresting officer(s) should go to the gas chambers. I didn't know that toad-licking was illegal. Oh well, send the toad-licker and the police.

I would have sent him to the gas chamber...

The cycle-sexualist is definitely going directly to the gas chamber. No pondering voluntary extinction for him.

This is getting scary now...

How far is the government going to go? I, for one, do not want to share any of my details with Gordon fucking Brown (or anybody else for that matter).The war on tourism goes global. So, when do the cancer-linked microchips get inserted into all of us?
(Sorry, I couldn't find the report I was looking for, actually I didn't look for it but instead I have just offered the first link from google.)

Holland isn't that far away...

Americans: too fat to live

He should have known that Americans (and most other people) are too fat to fit through the cat flap.

Yanks and their lawsuits

Everybody who has sued somebody over some ridiculous reason should be rounded up and put in the gas chamber. Ridiculous reasons include suing your dry cleaner for losing some trousers. Anybody on this rather outdated list should also be rounded up and put in the gas chambers.

This is why humanity is doomed

Looks like we might have another contender for the gas chambers. This man probably wishes that his cock was as big as a
carrot .

Children already have too many toys.

Another day, another recall on Chinese made products. Ten year olds should know not to put toys into their mouths.

Problems in TVland

The BBC is reporting that there is a 'Crisis' in children's TV.

Of course, the BBC's own journalists don't know what the BBC will say: "The BBC is expected to say that new technology and ways of working can bring efficiencies without cutting quality, and there will be new investment to put children's output online and on digital radio, as well as on television. "

Here's a solution to the children's TV crisis, don't make your children sit in front of the TV, let them read a book, play a game or worse yet, play outside instead.

If you are tempted to use the TV as a babysitter just remember that when they get older they may try to hire a hitman when you punish them by taking it away.

British jobs for British workers

I'm shocked. For once in his life David Cameron got something right. Gordon Brown's proposed "British jobs for British workers" is a BNP policy. As the 'people' who write EU law try to make it as boring as possible, I didn't look to see whether this proposal would be illegal if Britain were to stay in the EU. I missed what Cameron said in regards to what Brown 'borrowed' from the National Front. Although why anybody would 'borrow' policies from the National Front is beyond me, let alone the confused 'Marxist' currently in charge of the country. Somebody send David Cameron a gold star, his status has now moved from the gas chamber to voluntary extinction.

Why I'm doing this

It is quite apparent that people are idiots. This generally applies to the entire planet. The vast majority of people should sign up for The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Hopefully, through this page, I can establish who shouldn't sign up for voluntary extinction and instead just be sent to the gas chambers.