Wednesday 1 October 2008

I'm back (soonish)....

As I managed to survive the summer without topping myself I will get back to blogging soon. A new group of people have emerged as the worst group of people in the history of mankind. They are so bad that they shouldn't even be considered human. These creatures are called Americans. When I have some time (and when it is not 04.50) I will write about this species.

Thursday 19 June 2008

Irish cheese

The Yanks have this thing called "cheese" but yet it bears no real resemblance to anything that can be classed as food. A lot of them think it is great, yet it is completely vile. It is really rubbery as well. I have a thing for actual cheddar from Ireland. I've found some and it only cost $4.59. Yes that is in dollars. It would cost about 2.50 pounds back home given the exchange rate. That is cheaper than getting Irish cheese from Tesco and yet the Yanks complain about the price of everything (and still eat that vile thing that they call cheese when real cheese is only $4.59). I've found some edible bread as well. Now I just need some pickle to go with it and I can have a sandwich.

While I'm on the topic of Ireland, thanks for the "no" vote on the Lisbon Treaty the other day. I'll have a pint of Guinness (ewww...) next time I come across an "Irish" pub (which won't be hard once I leave the flat).

Heathrow and Logan

I travelled to Yankland a few weeks ago and I will be here for the rest of the summer but I feel that it is still not too late to share my opinion of Heathrow.

Every time I go there the airport seems to decline in everything. It is dirty and it smells bad.

The thing that pisses me off the most about traveling (other than being terrified of heights and my lack of a cigarette during the flight) is the damn duty free shopping. The only reason you have to go through security so damn early is because they want you to spend money. Of course this time, there's no smoking in the airport so I had a seven hour flight + two hours early through security + problems at Logan on the other end. I was not a happy bunny.

Back to the shopping. My idea of duty free shopping involves tobacco, absinthe (or pernod or ouzo) and this time a travel pillow (I lost my other one and the ones on the plane are shite). I can understand people wanting to purchase perfume, make up, electronics, or anything else sold duty free but it really does not take two hours to buy the items that most people will be buying. I got my tobacco on the plane as it is cheaper there, so lets focus on the absinthe and travel pillow. I really wanted a bottle of pernod, but they didn't have any so I got absinthe (my favourite drink but yanks are convinced that it is a narcotic or something so I didn't really want the hassle). I found the World Duty Free Shop, 5 minutes. Found a shop assistant and asked if he had pernod, 2 minutes to inform me they didn't sell it at that terminal but did have absinthe. 30 seconds to find said absinthe. Talked about ouzo with guy, 2 minutes. Found travel pillow at impulse items near till. Stood in line, 2 minutes. In and out with what I need, 11 minutes and 30 seconds and this is an upper ended guess. So that leaves me with 108 minutes and 30 seconds to do nothing. Normally that would be when I'd start chain smoking but the bastard government decided that people shouldn't smoke anywhere in a public building. I looked around the other shops, they were shite and I didn't want to spend money that I didn't (and still don't) have. So I had coffee. And then some more coffee. Bought a copy of the Daily Mail and some Coke from WHSmith. Found a seat. Had more coffee. Read newspaper. Wait patiently for flight. Just when I thought I was going to go insane, it is time to board.

Many hours later I land in Boston where the fun really began. I have dual nationality; UK and USA. I didn't particularly want the USA part but due to a change in US law I have to have it because I had it when I was a child. This change happened about four years ago (thanks President Bush). So I keep both my passports in the same passport case so I don't loose them. I had started taking tranqs two days before my trip (plus I had issues relating to pain killers until I had that root canal), so I was pretty damn out of it by the time the plane landed and I really, really wanted a fag. I stand in line patiently in the place for US citizens . By the time it is my turn to go through, I'm biting my nails out of nicotine withdrawal. I hand the cock monkey at US immigration my passport case as it is usually advisable to hand both so I don't have problems going home. He's starts to give me a lecture about how I can't have two passports because the US of fucking A does not recongise dual nationality. I told him it was this stupid country that made me get it in the first place and that I live in England. He starts to argue about it. Then he says that I live in the USA, no I told him I live in England. He argues about that. Then he starts to argue because I didn't get any presents for anybody. Wait a second, I don't fucking live in the USA, so why would I get presents? I have my clothes, my work, a little bit of make up plus the things I purchased at the airport and on the plane. I didn't want to open my suit case because of the bottle of absinthe. If he's having trouble understanding a change in the law from about four years ago, there's no possible way he's understand a more recent change that allows absinthe to come into the country (real absinthe and not that fake shite that makes people sick). But I was willing to open my suitcase there and then and started to do so. Then he finally agrees to let me through without that added hassle.

Then comes customs. I think they must have felt sorry for me because I was pretty damn annoyed by that point and I gave the guy a strange look when he asked if I had any fruit or vegetables (I don't normally eat either, so being asked a question like that is rather strange). He asked my business in the USA, having my teeth fixed and unwinding after finishing uni. Finally I can leave.

I don't recommend traveling through Heathrow. I don't recommend traveling to the USA, especially if you have dual nationality.

The BAA execs should be tied up and then dropped from a space shuttle. I have no idea who owns Logan, but everyone who works there should be forced to go back to school and actually learn US laws and then the laws and customs of other people. They should also be forced to understand that not everyone in the world lives in the USA. Then they should be put on the rack.

If there's any mistakes in this post, it is not my fault. Every problem I have is intensified in this stupid country, including my dyslexia (how strange).

If anyone knows how I can get rid of the USA nationality please let me know because Cuba is sounding mighty attractive right about now (or darkened corners that I never have to leave).

Finally

The damage caused to my teeth by the NHS is being fixed. So far I've had to have a root canal. Under normal circumstances, this is a very painful procedure but it actually felt good during and after compared to the amount of pain I was in because of what the bastard NHS dentist did to my tooth. I still need a little more work done but it is only minor things.

In somewhat related news, I was going to have my teeth whitened. I've decided against this because they are a few shades lighter for some reason (probably the superior tooth paste in Yankland and water differences). I drink more black coffee than ever and still chain smoke so there's no way that a lack of smoking and coffee would be causing that.

Wednesday 18 June 2008

Microsoft = shit

I am a Mac user. I love my Mac. Yet I'm in Yankland with no access to a Mac so I'm stuck using Windows. It could be worse; it could be Vista, but luckily it is XP. I know Yanks use Macs, they are advertised on the TV (or what passes for TV in this country) but most of the Yanks that I have spoken to seem to be afraid of them or something. It is like Bill Gates is their God.

My lack of a Mac explains the lack of posts lately. I'm staying with my father and he let me download Safari for Windows on his crappy PC (I have been trying to convince him that Macs are much better than anything to do with Microsoft, excluding MSN, although if my friends installed Skype I'd probably be saying something different about MSN right now). As long as the shitty Bill Gates operating system doesn't spit it out or something I should be able to blog.

I never realised how shitty Internet Explorer was. I rarely use Internet Explorer. My past experience with it has just involved checking email while patiently awaiting for a new keyboard to arrive for my precious Mac (amazon took ages with that order, bastards!). It has got to be the slowest, shittiest thing to have ever happened to mankind. I don't know how people can use it without going insane.

It is times like this that I wish I had experience with Linux, then I'd really sort out this computer.

Sunday 25 May 2008

Right wing Americans

When I directed the lack of a sense of humour comment at right wing Americans the other day, it turns out I was wrong, some of them do have a sense of humour. They can be found at The People's Cube. I have probably just been spending too much time at Gates of Vienna, who sometimes appear as if they have sticks up their arse. Some people may be under the false impression that Little Green Footballs have a sense of humour, but they are in actual fact just a bunch of idiots.

This does not in any way imply that I hate right wing Americans any less than anybody else. I will, eventually, go into a long rant about them, but right now I have taken way too many pain killers. I just wanted to point out my mistake. Nor am I taking sides on this Gates of Vienna v. Little Green Footballs thing as I don't really care and Little Green Footballs are idiots. I sometimes enjoy reading Gates of Vienna, when I can ignore their blatant Christianity (usually after I have taken too many pain killers for various problems and not to get high, but sometimes painkillers have that effect [or is it affect? - I don't really care]). I will dish out punishments for the right wing Americans when I go into the rant. I will also rant about left wing Americans around the same time, then comes the European politics, or maybe European first - I'm not too sure. I really don't care what sort of spelling/grammar mistakes are in this post, like I said too many painkillers.

Friday 23 May 2008

Revelations

The Revelations are more suited to my other blog. I'm a busy person so they may take awhile, but they can now be found there.

Thursday 22 May 2008

What is with the examiners?

Well, we all already knew the education in this country makes no sense. This time the examine papers had the answers written on the back.

Thursday 15 May 2008

A little bit about Hitler616

Greetings to all!

If you are new here read through some of the old posts. In this blog I complain about hating humanity. It is my goal to go through every group of people there is and complain about them.

Although I threaten with gas chambers and the Tower of London, I don't actually mean it - it is a joke for those of you who lack a sense of humour (right wing Americans, that one is directed at you, lighten up). I am a non-violent type person. This blog allows me to vent all my hatred of humanity. I suggest finding ways to act out your violent feelings other than murderous rampages. I know this can present problems if you live in the United States because unless you play a sport, they try to prevent you from venting. I will probably cover that in one of my other blogs (or maybe this one), but I just don't have the time to do it now. But if you are in the USA, right now I suggest painting, knitting (see my profile and go to knittingwithhitler), writing or anything like that if you don't play a sport. If you are still in school, just don't share it with anybody. Violence is bad. Venting is good. And before I start introducing myself properly, I would just like to say that I'm not a racist person - I do not hate people based on the colour of their skin. So please don't ask me to rant about about people based on the colour of their skin. All races are the same to me. I will probably rant about racist and so-called anti-racist groups (some of which are actually very racist). In fact, I have plans of trying to rant about Joy of Satan Ministries later on tonight (they be Satanic Neo-Nazis).

A friend suggested to me that I start blogging about my hatred of humanity because it is really quite funny. I have, until very recently, tried to prevent people from finding out what I look like, etc. This proved impossible. Basically I am extremely approachable on-line (unless you are a pervert, in which case, get lost and I don't even have a webcam). If you see me walking down the road or something, do not come near me or I will phone the police. I am not a people person. You can email me at dead.journalist14@googlemail.com (that is long on purpose so people only email me if it is important). I now accept random requests on facebook, something I tried to avoid doing but that proved impossible. I also accept requests on myspace (I will post a link, eventually) but if you post a lot of bulletins, you will be blocked. I enjoy reading bulletins that my personal friends post without having to go through a ton of crap that someone I don't know has posted. I also have a cafepress shop ( Lokithecat) which was named after one of my cats. I put up random things in there, feel free to buy anything or send requests of designs that you would like to see. It has the Cafepress guarantee.

So about me...

I am so liberal, I hate other liberals for not being liberal enough. The only groups of people that I have absolutely no tolerance of are racists and Nazi's. But I pretty much hate everybody else equally.

I'm not a fan of organised religion. This applies to all religions equally. I will rant about organised religions. I find them all to be really repressive. I do not personally hate individual members of particular religious groups but I prefer people who practice their chosen religion by themselves.

I do not like governments or political parties. This applies to all of them. At times I may admire the action of a particular government or political party, but that is it.

I hate blood.

I love conspiracy theories so much one of my other blogs is dedicated to them.

I am a writer.

I knit obsessively, so I also have a blog about that.

I love animals.

I have a facebook nation called "Hitlerland" (actually it is The Satanic Empire of Hitlerland). It is a joke and a really repressive place.

I'm a huge fan of freedom of speech, even if what is said personally offends me.

Please remember:

Do not approach me in person. On-line communication is fine.
This blog is not to be taken literally.
Be racist somewhere else.
And I'm not a Satanic Neo-Nazi. Or even a Satanist. I think I've pretty much covered my opinion of Nazis already.

Monday 5 May 2008

Please note

Please note, I'm not actually a Satanist but it seems most people enjoy labeling me as one. So I've just been going with it but I've had enough now - I will get around to actually posting links to some real Satanists who may be able to help you out with your Satanic needs (I don't know, I don't want to know). I am also not a neo-Nazi, I will post some links to neo-Nazi groups who may be able to help you out with your neo-Nazi needs (I really, really don't want to know).

I pretty much do hate everybody, unless you are lucky enough to be considered among my personal friends.

Tuesday 22 April 2008

I'll be back soon

Hilter is a very busy person and will blog some more soon. I have great plans for the blog - including finishing the rest of the Revelations posts and some more posts about the Good Book.

Tuesday 19 February 2008

Cradle and Dimmu, the same band?

(Yes I know I should be doing the Revelations posts, but it will take awhile. So here's a bit of fun if your ears can handle it.)

Is it just me, or does Cradle of Shite Filth sound just like Dimmu Borgir? (No, I don't know which one came out first and I really don't give a shit. Although I think the Cradle video was out before the Dimmu one.)






The most obvious solution to this would be to gas Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. But that won't be fun once I get the Tower of London under my control (please note, I really need the Tower because the bastard dentist ruined my teeth and should be tortured for doing so, so if anyone would like to get me the Tower it would be greatly appreciated, also gas chambers about the size of Germany). Both bands (or maybe it is just the same band) will be tortured.

Now we have the problem of the fans to deal with. Most of the fans would probably get off on seeing Cradle/Dimmu tortured so the fans get sent to the gas chambers.

Sunday 27 January 2008

Revelations 1

Here's the boring, just-setting-the scene bit. I'm quite sure someone could probably turn this into something sinister, but if I wanted to do it, it would take way too much effort on my part and I have shit to do (and I don't want to be giving 'Illuminati' any ideas now).




1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: 2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. 3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. 4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne; 5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, 6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. 7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. 8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. 9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. 10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, 11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. 12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. 17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: 18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. 19 Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; 20 The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.

The End is Nigh!

Seems to me that the wrong people (Illuminati, NWO, the US government, the Iranian government, the Israeli government, space aliens, illegal immigrants, capitalists, socialists, communists, national socialists, etc. etc.) have gotten ahold of a copy of the Bible. It is my theory that the psychotic ruling elites of the world have gotten ahold of the Bible and are currently engaged in convincing the Christian population that Revelations is happening. Now! (And I've even met non-Christians who are starting to think that the Christians were right all along.)

So how easy would it be for the ruling elites to convince people that Revelations is true? I don't know, but I'm about to find out. So, who are the ruling elites? Well, there have been many, many suggestions. I recommend choosing your favourite conspiracy theory (or episode of the X-files) and calling the ruling elites by whatever name the conspiracy theory (or the X-files) calls them. I'm going to call them 'Illuminati' as that seems as good as a name as any and most people are familiar with it.

Over the course of several posts, I'm going to look at Revelations and then look at what has happened for people (mainly Christians) to think that these things 'predicted' are coming true.

I'll be using the King James version of the Bible. For all you Americans out there, this is nothing to be afraid of. I know you lot have a problem with what you consider to be Old English, but as it is in modern English you shouldn't have any problems with it. If it was written in Old English, you'd only be able to understand about 100 words of it anyhow. Just because most of Yankland considers something to be Old English, doesn't mean that it is. To see what actual Old English is, please go here.

Wednesday 23 January 2008

And I don't wear a leash...

Yesterday the Daily Mail reported that Dani Graves and his fiancee, Tasha Maltby, were banned by Arriva from getting on the bus. Mr Graves walks Miss Maltby on a leash, which one would think would be the reason why they were banned. But Arriva don't like goths in general. There is one driver in particular from the Luton area that comes to mind. It appears here that Arriva are just blaming it on the lead. I highly doubt that is true, as I've had similar problems on their buses. The first driver I had a problem with is really nasty. When he doesn't just drive past me and allows me on the bus he blames me for anything that chavs do (he seems to only let me on the bus if chavs are there). He one time threatened to phone the police on me - because chavs kept ringing the bell and drawing graffiti. The other driver said "No food" when I pointed out that people who got on before me had food she then drove off. I thought that may be it was just Goths in the Luton area, but looks like it is happening in at least one other place. And I don't even consider myself to be a goth.

Tuesday 22 January 2008

I was wrong

Yeah it does happen. Way back in November when I started to blog I said that the vast majority of people should sign up for human extinction, but it has recently come to light that the vast majority of the human population should be sent to the gas chambers instead. Sorry about that.

Sunday 13 January 2008

Lionheart and freespeech.

The right have got their knickers in a real twist over this one. Not so long ago they were complaining about the Lyrical Terrorist (a silly girl who can't write poetry, although it has recently come to light that the young lady should probably have been sacked from her job at Heathrow), but now one of their own is in deep-shit (maybe). The blogger Lionheart is going to be taken in for questioning about stirring up racial hatred when he returns to the UK. I didn't realise that 'Muslim' was a race. I always thought it was a religion, guess I was wrong. (Does that mean that every time I am discriminated against I can claim it is because I am a Satanist in racial orientation? Well, if the muzzies can do it, then so can I.) In all fairness to the Christian Lionheart, Luton is a shithole. But his writing style is so annoying I don't want to read his blog to see if he mentions specific races (like Arab or Kurd, which are races not religions) in his discrimination. He does mention 'Pakistani', but I would argue that 'Pakistani' is a nationality. Pakistan has not been a country long enough to evolve a specific race of Pakistanis. In a free society, it wouldn't make any difference if he was being racist, complaining about a religion or complaining about somebody's nationality because none of these things would be a crime when written about. He is one person within a loosely-connected network of right-wing bloggers. Honestly, they are not going to fly from all corners of the world to wage war on Luton's Pakistani community (that would be a crime). So the young man is going to be arrested for writing down his thoughts and sharing them on-line. Lionheart is the fourth person to escape the gas chambers (please note the NHS dentist is being sent to the Tower for torture).

The Dentist: Gas Chambers aren't enough.

One of my fillings came out the other night. This in itself doesn't sound that bad (unless of course you count that the filling I had done when I was nine is still there - the one that came out was done shortly after my 18th birthday, I'm 23 now) until you take into consideration that three weeks prior to visiting the NHS dentist for a check-up I was in Yankland. While in America I went to the dentist. This dentist (a capitalist) took X-Rays, etc. and discovered that there were no cavities (except the ones that I already had filled) and the only thing wrong with my teeth was the damage already done by the NHS. Three weeks later I am back home and my mother, intent on making my life as hard as possible, makes me see the NHS dentist. The NHS dentist decided that I had six cavities (yeah, that's right 6 cavities [bad ones apparently] had appeared in three weeks). So the NHS bastard drills into my teeth, even after I informed him that I had already seen a dentist who told me there was nothing wrong with them. Now I am in immense pain and have to suck on whisky-soaked cotton wool, which is totally gross. The socialist NHS system charges for dental treatment and I don't have the money to pay a dentist to fix my teeth (I don't really want the NHS anywhere near my teeth but I am in a lot of pain). But what I want to know is how come a capitalist, who would have gained a lot of money by filling cavities, said that there was nothing wrong with my teeth (other than damage already done by the NHS) when a socialist decides that I have six cavities? Something isn't right with the NHS dental system. The British are known for having bad teeth, but when they move to foreign lands they have nothing wrong with their teeth, thus meaning that it is not genetic. So if it isn't bad genes, it must be caused by bad dentistry. The bastard NHS dentists get paid more money for drilling teeth, that doesn't sound very socialist to me. It sounds more like capitalism gone seriously wrong. I will be consulting a solicitor in the morning. The X-rays I had done in America should be in the post on Tuesday. Although personally I wouldn't gas the dentist. I think locking him in the Tower and performing bizarre, painful and unneeded dental treatments is a better solution, but unfortunately that's illegal and money seems the only way to get the NHS to stop being cock-sucking bastards.