Cradle and Dimmu, the same band?

(Yes I know I should be doing the Revelations posts, but it will take awhile. So here's a bit of fun if your ears can handle it.)

Is it just me, or does Cradle of Shite Filth sound just like Dimmu Borgir? (No, I don't know which one came out first and I really don't give a shit. Although I think the Cradle video was out before the Dimmu one.)






The most obvious solution to this would be to gas Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. But that won't be fun once I get the Tower of London under my control (please note, I really need the Tower because the bastard dentist ruined my teeth and should be tortured for doing so, so if anyone would like to get me the Tower it would be greatly appreciated, also gas chambers about the size of Germany). Both bands (or maybe it is just the same band) will be tortured.

Now we have the problem of the fans to deal with. Most of the fans would probably get off on seeing Cradle/Dimmu tortured so the fans get sent to the gas chambers.