Ah yes, The Daily Mail; hateful, ranting and paranoid, everything I look for in a good paper.
A senior police woman was caught at 79 miles per hour in a 50 zone. Naughty, naughty. She is now challenging the accuracy of the speed gun. Excellent. Everyone ever caught speeding read this: Speed guns don't work
Friday 20 August 2010
Wednesday 18 August 2010
Tax Credit Issues
So, I'm stuck mooching off the government after some poor choices (the poorest of which was to not stand up to my mother who lied to the school when I was 16 thus making it impossible to continue in my medical career and to not stand up to her every time she threatened my past employers). Yesterday, no tax credits, but that is alright - sometimes they go into my bank account a bit late. Today, still no tax credits. I phoned them as any reasonable person would do, only to be told that they never received my renewal form (which I sent off way back in May). So I'm without any money, which I wouldn't really care about, but I now have a child. And as happy as I am to freegan (yes, I use to be a freegan, living with my mother who prevented me from working and spent my student loans meant I had to do it to live) it, I don't think it is fair on my child to rely upon what people throw away. Basically I need to acquire some money so I can feed my kid. I phone the Crisis Loan people. After spending well over an hour trying to get through I am finally put on hold for 45 minutes. As soon as the bitch (yes, she was a super-bitch, worse than Kyle's mom) comes on the phone I tell her "I haven't received my tax credits..." Well the fucking bitch wouldn't even let me finish my sentence she just jumped right on in shouting at me saying that "we've received an email saying not to give crisis loans to tax credit people they are handling it" then hung up. So, my ex-partner is currently on the phone with the tax credit people (who, I might add never changed my details when I phoned up to change them and obviously never renewed my tax credits). Hopefully we'll be able to get some food soon. But the way everything is run and not done around here I doubt it. I've had enough. I wish I could get a job, but now I'm far away from my mother there are no jobs (yes, I really mean NO jobs, don't believe me, look it up) for people with perfect work histories, let alone someone who has a terrible employment record. I have an unfinished novel, but an unfinished novel ain't exactly going to put food on my table tonight.
Wednesday 1 October 2008
I'm back (soonish)....
As I managed to survive the summer without topping myself I will get back to blogging soon. A new group of people have emerged as the worst group of people in the history of mankind. They are so bad that they shouldn't even be considered human. These creatures are called Americans. When I have some time (and when it is not 04.50) I will write about this species.
Thursday 19 June 2008
Irish cheese
The Yanks have this thing called "cheese" but yet it bears no real resemblance to anything that can be classed as food. A lot of them think it is great, yet it is completely vile. It is really rubbery as well. I have a thing for actual cheddar from Ireland. I've found some and it only cost $4.59. Yes that is in dollars. It would cost about 2.50 pounds back home given the exchange rate. That is cheaper than getting Irish cheese from Tesco and yet the Yanks complain about the price of everything (and still eat that vile thing that they call cheese when real cheese is only $4.59). I've found some edible bread as well. Now I just need some pickle to go with it and I can have a sandwich.
While I'm on the topic of Ireland, thanks for the "no" vote on the Lisbon Treaty the other day. I'll have a pint of Guinness (ewww...) next time I come across an "Irish" pub (which won't be hard once I leave the flat).
While I'm on the topic of Ireland, thanks for the "no" vote on the Lisbon Treaty the other day. I'll have a pint of Guinness (ewww...) next time I come across an "Irish" pub (which won't be hard once I leave the flat).
Heathrow and Logan
I travelled to Yankland a few weeks ago and I will be here for the rest of the summer but I feel that it is still not too late to share my opinion of Heathrow.
Every time I go there the airport seems to decline in everything. It is dirty and it smells bad.
The thing that pisses me off the most about traveling (other than being terrified of heights and my lack of a cigarette during the flight) is the damn duty free shopping. The only reason you have to go through security so damn early is because they want you to spend money. Of course this time, there's no smoking in the airport so I had a seven hour flight + two hours early through security + problems at Logan on the other end. I was not a happy bunny.
Back to the shopping. My idea of duty free shopping involves tobacco, absinthe (or pernod or ouzo) and this time a travel pillow (I lost my other one and the ones on the plane are shite). I can understand people wanting to purchase perfume, make up, electronics, or anything else sold duty free but it really does not take two hours to buy the items that most people will be buying. I got my tobacco on the plane as it is cheaper there, so lets focus on the absinthe and travel pillow. I really wanted a bottle of pernod, but they didn't have any so I got absinthe (my favourite drink but yanks are convinced that it is a narcotic or something so I didn't really want the hassle). I found the World Duty Free Shop, 5 minutes. Found a shop assistant and asked if he had pernod, 2 minutes to inform me they didn't sell it at that terminal but did have absinthe. 30 seconds to find said absinthe. Talked about ouzo with guy, 2 minutes. Found travel pillow at impulse items near till. Stood in line, 2 minutes. In and out with what I need, 11 minutes and 30 seconds and this is an upper ended guess. So that leaves me with 108 minutes and 30 seconds to do nothing. Normally that would be when I'd start chain smoking but the bastard government decided that people shouldn't smoke anywhere in a public building. I looked around the other shops, they were shite and I didn't want to spend money that I didn't (and still don't) have. So I had coffee. And then some more coffee. Bought a copy of the Daily Mail and some Coke from WHSmith. Found a seat. Had more coffee. Read newspaper. Wait patiently for flight. Just when I thought I was going to go insane, it is time to board.
Many hours later I land in Boston where the fun really began. I have dual nationality; UK and USA. I didn't particularly want the USA part but due to a change in US law I have to have it because I had it when I was a child. This change happened about four years ago (thanks President Bush). So I keep both my passports in the same passport case so I don't loose them. I had started taking tranqs two days before my trip (plus I had issues relating to pain killers until I had that root canal), so I was pretty damn out of it by the time the plane landed and I really, really wanted a fag. I stand in line patiently in the place for US citizens . By the time it is my turn to go through, I'm biting my nails out of nicotine withdrawal. I hand the cock monkey at US immigration my passport case as it is usually advisable to hand both so I don't have problems going home. He's starts to give me a lecture about how I can't have two passports because the US of fucking A does not recongise dual nationality. I told him it was this stupid country that made me get it in the first place and that I live in England. He starts to argue about it. Then he says that I live in the USA, no I told him I live in England. He argues about that. Then he starts to argue because I didn't get any presents for anybody. Wait a second, I don't fucking live in the USA, so why would I get presents? I have my clothes, my work, a little bit of make up plus the things I purchased at the airport and on the plane. I didn't want to open my suit case because of the bottle of absinthe. If he's having trouble understanding a change in the law from about four years ago, there's no possible way he's understand a more recent change that allows absinthe to come into the country (real absinthe and not that fake shite that makes people sick). But I was willing to open my suitcase there and then and started to do so. Then he finally agrees to let me through without that added hassle.
Then comes customs. I think they must have felt sorry for me because I was pretty damn annoyed by that point and I gave the guy a strange look when he asked if I had any fruit or vegetables (I don't normally eat either, so being asked a question like that is rather strange). He asked my business in the USA, having my teeth fixed and unwinding after finishing uni. Finally I can leave.
I don't recommend traveling through Heathrow. I don't recommend traveling to the USA, especially if you have dual nationality.
The BAA execs should be tied up and then dropped from a space shuttle. I have no idea who owns Logan, but everyone who works there should be forced to go back to school and actually learn US laws and then the laws and customs of other people. They should also be forced to understand that not everyone in the world lives in the USA. Then they should be put on the rack.
If there's any mistakes in this post, it is not my fault. Every problem I have is intensified in this stupid country, including my dyslexia (how strange).
If anyone knows how I can get rid of the USA nationality please let me know because Cuba is sounding mighty attractive right about now (or darkened corners that I never have to leave).
Every time I go there the airport seems to decline in everything. It is dirty and it smells bad.
The thing that pisses me off the most about traveling (other than being terrified of heights and my lack of a cigarette during the flight) is the damn duty free shopping. The only reason you have to go through security so damn early is because they want you to spend money. Of course this time, there's no smoking in the airport so I had a seven hour flight + two hours early through security + problems at Logan on the other end. I was not a happy bunny.
Back to the shopping. My idea of duty free shopping involves tobacco, absinthe (or pernod or ouzo) and this time a travel pillow (I lost my other one and the ones on the plane are shite). I can understand people wanting to purchase perfume, make up, electronics, or anything else sold duty free but it really does not take two hours to buy the items that most people will be buying. I got my tobacco on the plane as it is cheaper there, so lets focus on the absinthe and travel pillow. I really wanted a bottle of pernod, but they didn't have any so I got absinthe (my favourite drink but yanks are convinced that it is a narcotic or something so I didn't really want the hassle). I found the World Duty Free Shop, 5 minutes. Found a shop assistant and asked if he had pernod, 2 minutes to inform me they didn't sell it at that terminal but did have absinthe. 30 seconds to find said absinthe. Talked about ouzo with guy, 2 minutes. Found travel pillow at impulse items near till. Stood in line, 2 minutes. In and out with what I need, 11 minutes and 30 seconds and this is an upper ended guess. So that leaves me with 108 minutes and 30 seconds to do nothing. Normally that would be when I'd start chain smoking but the bastard government decided that people shouldn't smoke anywhere in a public building. I looked around the other shops, they were shite and I didn't want to spend money that I didn't (and still don't) have. So I had coffee. And then some more coffee. Bought a copy of the Daily Mail and some Coke from WHSmith. Found a seat. Had more coffee. Read newspaper. Wait patiently for flight. Just when I thought I was going to go insane, it is time to board.
Many hours later I land in Boston where the fun really began. I have dual nationality; UK and USA. I didn't particularly want the USA part but due to a change in US law I have to have it because I had it when I was a child. This change happened about four years ago (thanks President Bush). So I keep both my passports in the same passport case so I don't loose them. I had started taking tranqs two days before my trip (plus I had issues relating to pain killers until I had that root canal), so I was pretty damn out of it by the time the plane landed and I really, really wanted a fag. I stand in line patiently in the place for US citizens . By the time it is my turn to go through, I'm biting my nails out of nicotine withdrawal. I hand the cock monkey at US immigration my passport case as it is usually advisable to hand both so I don't have problems going home. He's starts to give me a lecture about how I can't have two passports because the US of fucking A does not recongise dual nationality. I told him it was this stupid country that made me get it in the first place and that I live in England. He starts to argue about it. Then he says that I live in the USA, no I told him I live in England. He argues about that. Then he starts to argue because I didn't get any presents for anybody. Wait a second, I don't fucking live in the USA, so why would I get presents? I have my clothes, my work, a little bit of make up plus the things I purchased at the airport and on the plane. I didn't want to open my suit case because of the bottle of absinthe. If he's having trouble understanding a change in the law from about four years ago, there's no possible way he's understand a more recent change that allows absinthe to come into the country (real absinthe and not that fake shite that makes people sick). But I was willing to open my suitcase there and then and started to do so. Then he finally agrees to let me through without that added hassle.
Then comes customs. I think they must have felt sorry for me because I was pretty damn annoyed by that point and I gave the guy a strange look when he asked if I had any fruit or vegetables (I don't normally eat either, so being asked a question like that is rather strange). He asked my business in the USA, having my teeth fixed and unwinding after finishing uni. Finally I can leave.
I don't recommend traveling through Heathrow. I don't recommend traveling to the USA, especially if you have dual nationality.
The BAA execs should be tied up and then dropped from a space shuttle. I have no idea who owns Logan, but everyone who works there should be forced to go back to school and actually learn US laws and then the laws and customs of other people. They should also be forced to understand that not everyone in the world lives in the USA. Then they should be put on the rack.
If there's any mistakes in this post, it is not my fault. Every problem I have is intensified in this stupid country, including my dyslexia (how strange).
If anyone knows how I can get rid of the USA nationality please let me know because Cuba is sounding mighty attractive right about now (or darkened corners that I never have to leave).
Finally
The damage caused to my teeth by the NHS is being fixed. So far I've had to have a root canal. Under normal circumstances, this is a very painful procedure but it actually felt good during and after compared to the amount of pain I was in because of what the bastard NHS dentist did to my tooth. I still need a little more work done but it is only minor things.
In somewhat related news, I was going to have my teeth whitened. I've decided against this because they are a few shades lighter for some reason (probably the superior tooth paste in Yankland and water differences). I drink more black coffee than ever and still chain smoke so there's no way that a lack of smoking and coffee would be causing that.
In somewhat related news, I was going to have my teeth whitened. I've decided against this because they are a few shades lighter for some reason (probably the superior tooth paste in Yankland and water differences). I drink more black coffee than ever and still chain smoke so there's no way that a lack of smoking and coffee would be causing that.
Wednesday 18 June 2008
Microsoft = shit
I am a Mac user. I love my Mac. Yet I'm in Yankland with no access to a Mac so I'm stuck using Windows. It could be worse; it could be Vista, but luckily it is XP. I know Yanks use Macs, they are advertised on the TV (or what passes for TV in this country) but most of the Yanks that I have spoken to seem to be afraid of them or something. It is like Bill Gates is their God.
My lack of a Mac explains the lack of posts lately. I'm staying with my father and he let me download Safari for Windows on his crappy PC (I have been trying to convince him that Macs are much better than anything to do with Microsoft, excluding MSN, although if my friends installed Skype I'd probably be saying something different about MSN right now). As long as the shitty Bill Gates operating system doesn't spit it out or something I should be able to blog.
I never realised how shitty Internet Explorer was. I rarely use Internet Explorer. My past experience with it has just involved checking email while patiently awaiting for a new keyboard to arrive for my precious Mac (amazon took ages with that order, bastards!). It has got to be the slowest, shittiest thing to have ever happened to mankind. I don't know how people can use it without going insane.
It is times like this that I wish I had experience with Linux, then I'd really sort out this computer.
My lack of a Mac explains the lack of posts lately. I'm staying with my father and he let me download Safari for Windows on his crappy PC (I have been trying to convince him that Macs are much better than anything to do with Microsoft, excluding MSN, although if my friends installed Skype I'd probably be saying something different about MSN right now). As long as the shitty Bill Gates operating system doesn't spit it out or something I should be able to blog.
I never realised how shitty Internet Explorer was. I rarely use Internet Explorer. My past experience with it has just involved checking email while patiently awaiting for a new keyboard to arrive for my precious Mac (amazon took ages with that order, bastards!). It has got to be the slowest, shittiest thing to have ever happened to mankind. I don't know how people can use it without going insane.
It is times like this that I wish I had experience with Linux, then I'd really sort out this computer.
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