Revelations 1

Here's the boring, just-setting-the scene bit. I'm quite sure someone could probably turn this into something sinister, but if I wanted to do it, it would take way too much effort on my part and I have shit to do (and I don't want to be giving 'Illuminati' any ideas now).




1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: 2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. 3 Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. 4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne; 5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, 6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. 7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. 8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. 9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. 10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, 11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. 12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; 13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. 14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; 15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. 16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. 17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: 18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. 19 Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; 20 The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.

The End is Nigh!

Seems to me that the wrong people (Illuminati, NWO, the US government, the Iranian government, the Israeli government, space aliens, illegal immigrants, capitalists, socialists, communists, national socialists, etc. etc.) have gotten ahold of a copy of the Bible. It is my theory that the psychotic ruling elites of the world have gotten ahold of the Bible and are currently engaged in convincing the Christian population that Revelations is happening. Now! (And I've even met non-Christians who are starting to think that the Christians were right all along.)

So how easy would it be for the ruling elites to convince people that Revelations is true? I don't know, but I'm about to find out. So, who are the ruling elites? Well, there have been many, many suggestions. I recommend choosing your favourite conspiracy theory (or episode of the X-files) and calling the ruling elites by whatever name the conspiracy theory (or the X-files) calls them. I'm going to call them 'Illuminati' as that seems as good as a name as any and most people are familiar with it.

Over the course of several posts, I'm going to look at Revelations and then look at what has happened for people (mainly Christians) to think that these things 'predicted' are coming true.

I'll be using the King James version of the Bible. For all you Americans out there, this is nothing to be afraid of. I know you lot have a problem with what you consider to be Old English, but as it is in modern English you shouldn't have any problems with it. If it was written in Old English, you'd only be able to understand about 100 words of it anyhow. Just because most of Yankland considers something to be Old English, doesn't mean that it is. To see what actual Old English is, please go here.

And I don't wear a leash...

Yesterday the Daily Mail reported that Dani Graves and his fiancee, Tasha Maltby, were banned by Arriva from getting on the bus. Mr Graves walks Miss Maltby on a leash, which one would think would be the reason why they were banned. But Arriva don't like goths in general. There is one driver in particular from the Luton area that comes to mind. It appears here that Arriva are just blaming it on the lead. I highly doubt that is true, as I've had similar problems on their buses. The first driver I had a problem with is really nasty. When he doesn't just drive past me and allows me on the bus he blames me for anything that chavs do (he seems to only let me on the bus if chavs are there). He one time threatened to phone the police on me - because chavs kept ringing the bell and drawing graffiti. The other driver said "No food" when I pointed out that people who got on before me had food she then drove off. I thought that may be it was just Goths in the Luton area, but looks like it is happening in at least one other place. And I don't even consider myself to be a goth.

I was wrong

Yeah it does happen. Way back in November when I started to blog I said that the vast majority of people should sign up for human extinction, but it has recently come to light that the vast majority of the human population should be sent to the gas chambers instead. Sorry about that.

Lionheart and freespeech.

The right have got their knickers in a real twist over this one. Not so long ago they were complaining about the Lyrical Terrorist (a silly girl who can't write poetry, although it has recently come to light that the young lady should probably have been sacked from her job at Heathrow), but now one of their own is in deep-shit (maybe). The blogger Lionheart is going to be taken in for questioning about stirring up racial hatred when he returns to the UK. I didn't realise that 'Muslim' was a race. I always thought it was a religion, guess I was wrong. (Does that mean that every time I am discriminated against I can claim it is because I am a Satanist in racial orientation? Well, if the muzzies can do it, then so can I.) In all fairness to the Christian Lionheart, Luton is a shithole. But his writing style is so annoying I don't want to read his blog to see if he mentions specific races (like Arab or Kurd, which are races not religions) in his discrimination. He does mention 'Pakistani', but I would argue that 'Pakistani' is a nationality. Pakistan has not been a country long enough to evolve a specific race of Pakistanis. In a free society, it wouldn't make any difference if he was being racist, complaining about a religion or complaining about somebody's nationality because none of these things would be a crime when written about. He is one person within a loosely-connected network of right-wing bloggers. Honestly, they are not going to fly from all corners of the world to wage war on Luton's Pakistani community (that would be a crime). So the young man is going to be arrested for writing down his thoughts and sharing them on-line. Lionheart is the fourth person to escape the gas chambers (please note the NHS dentist is being sent to the Tower for torture).

The Dentist: Gas Chambers aren't enough.

One of my fillings came out the other night. This in itself doesn't sound that bad (unless of course you count that the filling I had done when I was nine is still there - the one that came out was done shortly after my 18th birthday, I'm 23 now) until you take into consideration that three weeks prior to visiting the NHS dentist for a check-up I was in Yankland. While in America I went to the dentist. This dentist (a capitalist) took X-Rays, etc. and discovered that there were no cavities (except the ones that I already had filled) and the only thing wrong with my teeth was the damage already done by the NHS. Three weeks later I am back home and my mother, intent on making my life as hard as possible, makes me see the NHS dentist. The NHS dentist decided that I had six cavities (yeah, that's right 6 cavities [bad ones apparently] had appeared in three weeks). So the NHS bastard drills into my teeth, even after I informed him that I had already seen a dentist who told me there was nothing wrong with them. Now I am in immense pain and have to suck on whisky-soaked cotton wool, which is totally gross. The socialist NHS system charges for dental treatment and I don't have the money to pay a dentist to fix my teeth (I don't really want the NHS anywhere near my teeth but I am in a lot of pain). But what I want to know is how come a capitalist, who would have gained a lot of money by filling cavities, said that there was nothing wrong with my teeth (other than damage already done by the NHS) when a socialist decides that I have six cavities? Something isn't right with the NHS dental system. The British are known for having bad teeth, but when they move to foreign lands they have nothing wrong with their teeth, thus meaning that it is not genetic. So if it isn't bad genes, it must be caused by bad dentistry. The bastard NHS dentists get paid more money for drilling teeth, that doesn't sound very socialist to me. It sounds more like capitalism gone seriously wrong. I will be consulting a solicitor in the morning. The X-rays I had done in America should be in the post on Tuesday. Although personally I wouldn't gas the dentist. I think locking him in the Tower and performing bizarre, painful and unneeded dental treatments is a better solution, but unfortunately that's illegal and money seems the only way to get the NHS to stop being cock-sucking bastards.