Sunday 27 January 2008

The End is Nigh!

Seems to me that the wrong people (Illuminati, NWO, the US government, the Iranian government, the Israeli government, space aliens, illegal immigrants, capitalists, socialists, communists, national socialists, etc. etc.) have gotten ahold of a copy of the Bible. It is my theory that the psychotic ruling elites of the world have gotten ahold of the Bible and are currently engaged in convincing the Christian population that Revelations is happening. Now! (And I've even met non-Christians who are starting to think that the Christians were right all along.)

So how easy would it be for the ruling elites to convince people that Revelations is true? I don't know, but I'm about to find out. So, who are the ruling elites? Well, there have been many, many suggestions. I recommend choosing your favourite conspiracy theory (or episode of the X-files) and calling the ruling elites by whatever name the conspiracy theory (or the X-files) calls them. I'm going to call them 'Illuminati' as that seems as good as a name as any and most people are familiar with it.

Over the course of several posts, I'm going to look at Revelations and then look at what has happened for people (mainly Christians) to think that these things 'predicted' are coming true.

I'll be using the King James version of the Bible. For all you Americans out there, this is nothing to be afraid of. I know you lot have a problem with what you consider to be Old English, but as it is in modern English you shouldn't have any problems with it. If it was written in Old English, you'd only be able to understand about 100 words of it anyhow. Just because most of Yankland considers something to be Old English, doesn't mean that it is. To see what actual Old English is, please go here.

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